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yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 |649,332 notes
1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 |6,244 notes
I’ve gone to garage sales and bought all the books that looked interesting. So I always have something to read. But there is so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I’ll have more time for reading when I’m old and boring.
- Alaska Young, Looking for Alaska (John Green)
1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 |281 notes
streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

1 hour ago on July 30th, 2014 |30,054 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |53,708 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |123,790 notes
2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |3,143 notes

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |77,868 notes

flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |338,065 notes

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

23 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |58,084 notes