BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
i wish laura osnes could’ve played maria. she has all the traits and qualities to play the role and is an amazing actress as well as having a perfect voice.
WHY ISN’T EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WRITING ROLES FOR LAURA BENANTI
WHY ISN’T THERE A SHOW WHERE LAURA BENANTI JUST SMOKES CIGARS AND FUCKS SHIT UP
if u wouldn’t fuck john f kennedy u are a damn liar
i wanted to say “bang” but i felt like it might still be too soon
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
wanna go on a date with me? no? *holds up gun* how about now? still no.. fuck alright
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
*dies of cuteness*